As men gather in the
building's lower level of a darken room, with its low ceiling and limited
space, it's clear it will be hard to handle the male testosterone excitement of
full grown men.
They gather shoulder
to shoulder enticed by the upcoming show that features a mix of Loveliness and Raw Filth.
These dozen, or so,
men are savagely mesmerized and don't care about the grunge and darkness that
this limited space provides. They have a front row spot and don't want to miss
a single turn or grind.
The pure pleasure of
watching the sexy swaying movement of sheer garments as it dances gently around
the curved pedestal is more than these hardcore action starved men can
handle.
Another older and
married gentlemen, is smiling with devoted love in his eyes. He's enthralled
with the beauty and shimmer that only intensifies his desires.
A middle aged man, who
just arrived to this hot mess, has an obsessed fixation to see a rare
performance, which is why he traveled from Canada just to catch a glimpse.
Each graceful flow of clothes
falling and tumbling creates a sweet scent as it cosmetically covers up the musty
and sweaty smell of the confined room.
It becomes a visual
sensory overload and the enthusiasm heightens.
These hot under the
collar middle-aged men come together regularly To DO......
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The LAUNDRY!! I'm not shitting you!!
If you thought this
was leading to some kind of soft porn story...well you'd be half right. The REAL story is about the passion and
desires for collecting antique and rare washing machines.
The story above isn’t
far from the truth on the level of the passionate feelings they have for
watching a 57 Speed Queen or a 1957 Blackstone " The Pounder" B250 wash a
load of laundry.
That's one weird
fetish, you may be thinking! However, this freak show is taken with all seriousness
and these are a group of men that have formed an Appliance Collectors Club that’s
about 3,000 members strong. Members in
the washing machine club are as far away as Madagascar and Australia.
When I first watched
this story on CBS Sunday Morning Show,
I couldn't help but relate the story to a sexy stripper scene. Watch this
episode and you'll know exactly what I mean. Check out the guy deeply focused
on the clothes dryer and you'll understand how I was inspired.
Quite frankly, I’m
thinking this story should be written from the perspective of women's desires. To actually find a man that loves to DO all the laundry...that's Impossibly
Sexy!
If after reading this,
you have a sudden urge to wanna Shag
– just thank “The Pounder.”
One question, do you like it Heavy or Delicate?
Without a doubt, this deserves “a square of chocolate!”
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One More Thing Before You Go!
Very clever writing. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHehe thanks Ginny!
DeleteThat is too funny! I was about to start blushing...
ReplyDeleteAngela, thanks for your honesty! That's what I was trying to accomplish. Glad you stopped by :)
DeleteOh my goodness You had me going! Laundry. Who would have thought?
ReplyDeleteLol and a wink! Who would've thought men could get so charged up over laundry!!
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